People Who Hate Website Building
Bold sites for big ideas—without the tech migraines. Pick your path and let's build your empire., and just the right amount of sass.
You’re amazing at what you do, but when it comes to websites? You’d rather crawl into a blanket fort.
Designers, writers, VAs, brand photographers—if your work rocks but your site doesn’t reflect it? We fix that.
You tried. You YouTubed. You rage-clicked. Now you’re here because you need a better way (or a full-blown intervention).
You’re building a business, not trying to earn a PhD in web design. You want fast, good-looking, and functional—yesterday.
You’ve got €98, a dream, and zero interest in spending €3,000 on a website. We see you. We got you.
You’ve picked 27 fonts, none feel “right,” and you’re about to throw your laptop out the window. Step away. We have a kit for that.
Not for you if:
You love coding, adore WordPress plug-in drama, or enjoy paying agencies €3k to ghost you.
? DIY Kit
You build it. We guide it. You feel wildly accomplished.
You talk, we build. You sip your coffee and look smug.
You’re overwhelmed. We get your ideas untangled in 30 minutes.”
I speak fluent “tech-illiterate but brilliant visionary.” Let’s make magic.
? 20+ years of design + marketing experience
? Fluent in sarcasm and sales copy
? Helped 200+ sites go live without emotional damage
Hey, I’m Sanne. I used to be a real therapist, and now I basically do therapy for websites (and occasionally, their owners).
After 20+ years watching people spiral into Google rabbit holes trying to DIY their sites, I decided enough was enough. So I created Jolly Web—the no-tears, no-tech-overwhelm way to actually get your website live without sacrificing your sanity.
I blend psychology, branding, and a dangerous amount of sarcasm to help small biz owners go from “WTBleeb am I doing?” to “Damn, that’s my site?!”
Whether you’re a DIY rebel or you’d rather hand it off and nap, I’m here to make the process fun, fast, and kinda fabulous.
? “Curious how a therapist turned into your website fairy godmother?”
P.S. If you’re still scrolling, it’s probably because:
A) You’re overthinking it (stop that).
B) You’re waiting for a sign (this is it).
C) You just like reading sarcastic landing pages (fair, but go buy already).
“Brain Snacks” - a.k.a. the Blog:
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