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JOLLY WEB
The Website Builder for
People Who Hate Website Building
Welcome to Jolly Web—where website building is so easy, it’s almost fun (keyword: almost).
Yes, you need a website. No, it doesn’t have to make you cry.
We know why you’re here:
- You tried using Wix, Wordpress etc and somehow ended up with a site that looks like a ‘90s PowerPoint.
- You Googled "easy website builder" and got 50 conflicting answers and a mild panic attack.
- You promised yourself this would be the year you finally build that website. That was three years ago.
What You Get - DIY KIT
(Besides Your Sanity Back)
🛠️ Brizy Pro License (For Less Than Brizy Sells It)
An AI-powered builder that helps create a gorgeous, functional site in record time. No design degree required. Just a pulse.
🎨 Canva Branding Templates (Because Design Is Hard)
- Pre-made color palettes that won’t make your site look like a unicorn exploded.
- Font combos that scream “I know what I’m doing” (even if you don’t).
- Logos and more—just drag, drop, and pretend you have a design degree.
📖Step-by-Step Website Guide (With Sarcasm Included)
Our guide walks you through everything—from picking the right layout to choosing fonts that don’t make people’s eyes bleed.
Each step is served with a side of sarcasm, because let’s be honest—you’re gonna need it.
🤣 A Website-Building Experience That Doesn’t Suck
Most website builders make you want to throw your laptop into the sea.
We make you want to finish your site and actually launch it.
(And maybe even laugh a little along the way.)
🔥 A Done-For-You Option (If You’d Rather Not Bother at All)
Want to skip the DIY nonsense? We’ll build your site for you and hand it over on a silver platter. No sweat, no stress, no regrets.
💰 PRICING
AKA, How Much to End Your Website Misery?
The "Screw It, Just Do It for Me" Package
€1,500+
(ex VAT)
Because at some point, we all give up and throw money at the problem.
Who Is This DIY KIT For?
💻 For the brave souls who still believe in themselves - we celebrate you!
✅ The "I Can Totally Do This" Crowd – You like control, you like tinkering, and you swear you’re not going to rage-quit this project halfway through.
✅ Budget-Savvy Badasses – You’re not ready to drop stacks on a custom site, but you still want something that doesn’t look like it was built in 2009.
✅ Freelancers & Solopreneurs Who Need a Website, Like, Yesterday – You don’t have time for a 12-week web design course. You need a fast, effective, no-BS solution.
✅ Creatives Who Want a Website That Feels Like Them – Drag, drop, tweak, and make it yours—without the existential crisis.
✅ People Who Enjoy Learning New Things (or At Least Pretend To) – If you love the idea of learning web design but don’t want to actually code, this kit is your best friend.
If any of this sounds like you, congratulations—you’re about to make the best decision of your life.
WHO SHOULD AVOID THIS DIY KIT LIKE A BAD HAIRCUT?
💀 Read this. Nod aggressively. Accept your fate.
❌ If You Break Technology Just by Looking at It – If “drag-and-drop” feels like advanced engineering, maybe opt for the Done-for-You package instead.
❌ If You Want a Website But Don’t Want to Lift a Finger – That’s what the “Screw It, Just Do It for Me” package is for.
❌ If You’re a Chronic Perfectionist – If you’re going to spend 7 months tweaking a button color, do yourself a favor and let us do it for you.
❌ If You Think Websites Should Be Free – This isn’t Craigslist.
If you relate to this, just give us your money and end the suffering.
🎉 READY TO FINALLY BUILD THAT WEBSITE?
💀 Click below before you talk yourself out of it (again).
P.S. If you’re still scrolling, it’s probably because:
A) You’re overthinking it (stop that).
B) You’re waiting for a sign (this is it).
C) You just like reading sarcastic landing pages (fair, but go buy already).
Got some questions, do you?
AKA, LET’S END YOUR OVERTHINKING
"Wait… What’s Brizy, and Why Should I Care?"
Brizy is an AI-powered, drag-and-drop website builder that’s stupidly easy to use. Imagine Squarespace and Elementor had a baby, but it actually respected your time. And instead of paying their full price, you get it cheaper here. You’re welcome.
"Why Are You Selling Brizy Cheaper Than Brizy?"
Great question, detective. We’ve partnered very early on with Brizy and so we get to offer their PRO license as part of our Jolly Web package. No shady business, no loopholes—just us giving you an insanely good deal because we can. Brizy got paid, and you still get an awesome website. Everybody wins.
"Is Brizy Better Than Any Other Random Website Builder?"
"Brizy vs. The Other Guys?
- Wix is fine, but it makes you feel like you’re trapped in a maze.
- Squarespace is sleek, but good luck getting anything truly unique.
- WordPress is powerful, but do you really want to mess with plugins all day?
- Brizy gives you all the flexibility without the headache.
If you're bored and want to read more about it you can right here."
"How Does This Jolly DIY Kit Thing Work?"
1 Get this incredible deal
This deal is truly incredible. It contains an exclusive €98/year license from Brizy Cloud PRO
(cheaper than buying direct!), you're Canva Branding kit AND your step by step guide to your online succes.
2 Receive Your Emails
Within 24/48 hours, you'll receive an email from Brizy with an invite to collaborate, giving you full access to Brizy Cloud PRO. You will also receive all the other Jolly goods!
3 Build & Launch
Pick from 200+ designer-made templates, start from scratch or let a.i. do its thing - customize it with ease, and launch your website hassle-free!
"Still Have Questions, Eh?"
Shoot us an email at info@jolly-web.com and we’ll either answer or send you a GIF of a cat ignoring you.
Jolly Blog:
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