EARLYBIRD OFFER!!!! Are you one of the 20 lucky ones who will lock in their 50% discount for the first year?
💀 The "Screw It, Just Do It for Me" Package
Because at some point, we all give up and throw money at the problem.
What You Get (Besides Instant Relief & Questionable Life Choices):
✔ A Fully Built Website – You just sit there, sip coffee, and watch as we do everything for you.
✔ Branded Canva Templates – So your social media actually looks like it belongs to a real business.
✔ A Color Palette That Won’t Make People’s Eyes Bleed – No more "randomly picking colors until it looks... fine?"
✔ Typography That Looks Expensive – Because your brand deserves better than Times New Roman.
✔ A Home Page That Actually Converts – No fluff, no corporate nonsense—just a website that does its damn job.
Who is this for?
Let’s make it crystal clear who should hand over their money
and who should go DIY themselves into a stress coma.
✅ The “I Just Need a Damn Website” Crowd – You’re not trying to build the next Amazon. You just want a professional, good-looking site without spending 47 hours on YouTube tutorials.
✅ Freelancers, Coaches & Small Biz Owners Who Don’t Have Time for This Nonsense – You’ve got clients to book, products to sell, and a business to run. Do you really want to spend weeks figuring out font pairings? (No. No, you do not.)
✅ People Who Hate Tech But Love Sarcasm – If the phrase "website builder" makes you break out in hives but you live for a well-placed meme, you’re home.
✅ Anyone Who Has Said ‘I’ll Build My Website Soon’ for the Last 3 Years – Let’s be honest. If you were actually going to do it yourself, you would have by now. It’s time.
✅ Perfectionists Who Need to Get Out of Their Own Way – If you’re the type to tweak your homepage for 7 months and still hate it, Jolly Web will save you from yourself.
✅ Smart People Who Know When to Pay for Convenience – Look, you could spend weeks messing with design settings… or you could pay a tiny amount, get it done right, and move on with your life.
WHO IS THIS NOT FOR?
❌ People Who Think Websites Should Be Free – If you believe "exposure" is a valid form of currency, please close this tab.
❌ DIY Enthusiasts Who Love Suffering – If your idea of a good time is rage-quitting Wix for the 5th time, go right ahead.
❌ Corporate Buzzword Enthusiasts – If you think a website needs to "leverage scalable synergies for holistic optimization," you’re in the wrong place.
❌ People Who Genuinely Enjoy Coding – If HTML and CSS spark joy for you, congrats, you’re a unicorn. But Jolly Web isn’t for you.
TL;DR: If You Want a Website Without Losing Your Mind,
You’re in the Right Place.
If not? Well… enjoy your existential crisis.
How It Works (A.K.A. How We Take the Stress Off Your Plate)
📌 1. Step 1: You Fill Out a Fun(ish) Form
Tell us about your business, your vibe, and your general hopes and dreams (or at least what you want your website to do).
📌 2. Step 2: We Work Our Magic
We build your site while you do literally anything else. Sleep? Binge-watch reality TV? Question your life choices? Totally up to you.
📌 3. Step 3: We Deliver Your Website (and You Look Like a Genius)
You get a shiny, professionally built website that makes you look like you totally had your sh*t together all along.
Investment: €1,500+ (AKA, The Cost of Not Losing Your Sanity)
🛑 WARNING: We only take on a limited number of “Done-for-You” clients each month because, believe it or not, we have lives.
If you’re tired of DIY-ing your way into frustration, click below and let’s get this over with.
This isn’t just a “done-for-you” service,
it’s an intervention
We take your half-baked, stress-inducing website dreams and turn them into a fully functional, good-looking money machine.
So, what’s it gonna be? More frustration? Or a finished website without the emotional damage? 🚀
💬 DONE-FOR-YOU FAQ
AKA, let's set some ground rules
💰 "So, I Pay €1,500+, and Then I’m Done Forever?"
Not quite, my friend. While we build your website so you don’t have to, you still need to pay the yearly Brizy PRO license (€98/year) and any other costs for possible third parties. Think of it like owning a car—you still need gas (or in this case, hosting & updates). All my prices are ex VAT.
💵 "Do I Have to Pay Everything Upfront?"
Yes—well, mostly. To get started, you need to pay €800 upfront, plus your €98 Brizy license fee. The rest of the payment is due when we’re wrapping up, before we hand over the final site.
🚨 No upfront payment = no website. We don’t start designing until we see that sweet, sweet transaction.All my prices are ex VAT.
🔹 "What's Included?"
✔ A fully built website (up to 5 pages)
✔ Brizy Cloud PRO setup (You provide the €98/year license available through Jolly Web)
✔ Custom branding setup (Fonts, colors, styling—so your site doesn’t look like a generic template)
✔ Mobile & speed optimization (Because people will judge you if your site is slow)
✔ Basic SEO setup (So Google actually knows you exist)
✔ Two rounds of revisions (Any more? That’s extra.)
✔ Assistance with domain connection (You own it, we help you hook it up)
✔ A final handoff guide with video's! (So you know what to do after launch)
🚫 "What's Not Included?"
❌ Writing your content – You bring the words, we make them look good. (No, we will not “just come up with something” for you.)
❌ Custom coding or advanced development – This is a no-code website. If you need custom-built features, that’s a different project.
❌ Ongoing maintenance – Once we hand it over, it’s yours to manage. Want support later? We offer paid maintenance packages.
❌ Extra revisions beyond the two included – We love details, but endless tweaks aren’t part of the deal.
❌ Stock photo hunting – If you don’t provide images, we’ll suggest where to get them, but we’re not sifting through stock libraries for hours.
❌ Legal or compliance setup – Privacy policies, terms & conditions, GDPR? That’s on you (or your lawyer).
❌ Marketing, social media, or ads – If you need help figuring out how to get visitors? Let's talk!
🔄 "What If I Want to Make Changes Later?"
You get two rounds of revisions included. That means you can ask us to tweak things twice before we politely hand you the keys and back away. Anything after that? You’ll need to either handle it yourself (don’t panic, Brizy is easy) or hire us for extra work.
📜 "Are You Writing All My Content for Me?"
Nope. We’re not psychic, nor are we your personal copywriters. You bring the words, we make them look good. If you need help writing, we recommend using AI tools (or bribing a writer with coffee).
🛑 "What If There’s a Mistake on My Site?"
If we make a mistake based on what you provided, we’ll fix it. If you give us a typo-ridden disaster? That’s on you.
✔ We are NOT responsible for:
- Typos, bad grammar, or nonsense content you provide. (If you write “I’m a profeshunal business coach,” we will not stop you.)
- Missing content. If you don’t send us something, we assume you didn’t want it there.
- Your last-minute change of heart. "Oops, I actually hate that photo I told you to use." Not our problem.
- The content itself and any legal, financial, or reputational consequences. Your words, your responsibility.
🌍 "Do I Get My Own Domain Name?"
Yes! You own your URL and everything on your site. We’ll help you connect it, but you’ll need to buy your domain separately (because sadly, we don’t own the internet... yet).
📅 "How Long Does This Take?"
Typically 1-2 weeks, depending on how quickly you provide content and feedback.
🚨 IMPORTANT: You get two weeks of our undivided attention. If you disappear for a month and suddenly resurface asking for updates, you might find we’ve moved on to another project. (We love you, but we also like paying our bills.)
📞 "What If I Need Support After the Site Is Live?"
We’ll give you a handoff guide so you know how to manage your site. If you need extra support later, we offer hourly maintenance packages. Or you can just never touch it and hope for the best—your call.
🛑 "Can I Get a Refund If I Change My Mind?"
Absolutely not. Once we start building, we’ve already invested time. No refunds, no take-backs. So be 100% sure you want this before you sign up.
📝 "What Happens After I Pay?" (AKA, The Fun-ish Form)
So, you’ve decided to let us build your website for you—excellent choice. But before we work our magic, you need to do one tiny thing:
💀 Fill in our Fun(ish) Form.
Don’t worry, it’s not one of those boring, soul-sucking forms that make you regret life. It’s just a few simple questions about:
✔ Your business & what you do (So we don’t accidentally design a law firm site for a dog grooming service.)
✔ Your brand vibe (Are we going for sleek & modern or chaotic & fun?)
✔ Your color preferences (Please, for the love of design, don’t pick neon green on yellow.)
✔ Any content you already have (Logos, images, text—anything that stops us from making things up.)
✔ What you absolutely DO NOT want (So we don’t add that “edgy” font you secretly hate.)
🚀 The faster you fill this in, the faster we start building. Delay it? Well… let’s just say, your dream website won’t build itself.
If you’ve read this far
you’re either really into FAQs or just stalling. Either way, you know you need a website. So stop scrolling, click the button, and get started.
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